Chris and Anne are making BLTs for dinner with a new, expensive, thick-cut bacon. Anne finishes putting her sandwich together first and takes a bite.
Anne: OH MY. OH MY GOSH. OH WOW. MMM….(Other unintelligible noises of deliciousness)…
Chris: Good Gosh. You’re getting more excited about that bacon than you get about sex.
Anne: (Dirty look). Have you tried this bacon?
Chris: (Dirty look).
A few moments later, Chris sits down and takes a bit of his BLT.
Chris: Oh. WOW. OHHH. You were right.
Anne: Told you so.
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Moral of the story? Jim Gaffigan is right.
Other Lessons in Marital Communication:
Lesson 471: invitation to bed
Lesson 622: poison for the homeless
Lesson 317: pillow talk
Lesson 256: submission
Lesson 439: honesty
Lesson 833: time management
I needed a great laugh this morning, thank you for providing it!! Hilarious….
Much needed. Thanks. :)
I love this comedy bit! I laugh every time at his description of bacon bits as “the fairy dust of the culinary world”!
Being married is so fun!
I love Bacon and Jim Gaffigan – so that makes this the perfect post. You always bless.
I got a text from my husband this morning saying I would love your blog post. Indeed he is right once again. Now this craving for a BLT is even stronger. Hmmm lunch is in 4 hours.
I once heard someone describe a bite of great tasting food as oralgasmic.
“What am I doing with all of this worthless fruit?”
I introduced the greatness of the BLT to my son. Yet my son insist on no condiments of any sort.
My culinary brain is shutting down. “But the bacon is smack dab against the mayo and… does.. not… compute…”.
I made the sandwich sans mayo.
Gave it to him.
Fixed my own with mayo.
Came back and sure enough, he ate just the bacon.
Oh my! That is TOO funny! Sounds like something that may happen in my home, too! ;)
mmmmmmmmmmm…………bacon!
eww… for all that is good and holy i pray that sex is better than bacon.
Bippedy Boppedy Bacon.
Your marital lessons are hilarious! I’m not married but I am definitely storing these treasures!
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Someone should grab that as their new slogan. “Bacon: Better than sex.” 9 out of 10 married couples agree …
Great. Right when I’m in Leviticus. Bacon.
OMG! The post and the video are hilarious and so stinkin true!!!
That was a scream! Now I want a BLT for dinner! Thanks for sharing!
u so funny…
As I’m reading this to Amy a commercial for Harris Teeter comes on offering “Buy 2 packs of bacon, get 3 free!” The only thing better than bacon, is more bacon.
Love it! Love Bacon! Thanks for a good laugh after a very long day!
laughing out loud to myself at that video…..
Very, very funny.
hilarious
huh? Bacon? I thought chocolate was supposed to be better than sex?
nothin’ like makin’ bacon!!!
Laughed until it came out all scratchy and hoarse. Great clip! Thanks for sharing. :o)
I want a BLT not just any BLT. One with “that” bacon. :-) Too funny… thanks!
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