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I teach at a Christian school and in the last week a kid was “written-up” for saying “crap”. The next week I took the seniors on a trip to the Bahamas. I saw a T-Shirt there that said, “Out of Coffee, Life is Crap!” Of course I bought it!
Not as spiritual as your shirt, unless you like your coffee like I do …
Oh wow, hilarious shirt, and LarkNews is an amazing site! A close friend/coworker and I spent several hours looking at it one day saying “Wait, are you SURE this isn’t real, because some of these could almost be true!” Ha!
I almost bought the “Future Preacher’s Wife” shirt send back to friends at my Bible college alma mater. No offense to preacher’s wives–my mom is one…although there-in could lie the reason I need your book on burnout! :-)
nothing beats the ACTUAL shirt I saw being sold (and,even worse, WORN!!)at a christian music festival
…”Do the Jew”…ala “Do the Dew”. seriously, who thought of that and what rock had they been under that they wouldn’t get that there is a bit of a sexual connotation to that??
That is one stinking funny shirt! And, being in the Nashville area as you are, we could also have something like “We have more famous artists at our church than yours.”
How about this one:
“My God can beat up your god!”
cute,
actually, I like otim’s – it is true you know
how ’bout ‘my church reaches the gen y’ers better than your church’
or anne’s favorite – ‘my pastor smiles bigger than your pastor’
I LOVE the LARK!!!!
That’s funny. At Winterjam last year we saw..”God loves you and I’m trying.”
Too close to home for me, (still recovering from church split over that issue)!
Anne,
I went to Lee University (a Christian college in TN near Chattanooga), and I totally bought another one of those shirts.
http://www.delightfullycliche.com/2007/01/t-shirt.html
yeah, well, i worship the RIGHT way…?
no jon, i worship the RIGHT way! cause my shirt is better than your shirt
yeah, well, my shirt is bigger than your shirt…
well, are you saying that you are a fat pastor prone to gluttony?
my pastor is fatter than your pastor – btw
stop it right now.
I freaking love that shirt ha ha
I teach at a Christian school and in the last week a kid was “written-up” for saying “crap”. The next week I took the seniors on a trip to the Bahamas. I saw a T-Shirt there that said, “Out of Coffee, Life is Crap!” Of course I bought it!
Not as spiritual as your shirt, unless you like your coffee like I do …
Oh wow, hilarious shirt, and LarkNews is an amazing site! A close friend/coworker and I spent several hours looking at it one day saying “Wait, are you SURE this isn’t real, because some of these could almost be true!” Ha!
I almost bought the “Future Preacher’s Wife” shirt send back to friends at my Bible college alma mater. No offense to preacher’s wives–my mom is one…although there-in could lie the reason I need your book on burnout! :-)
nothing beats the ACTUAL shirt I saw being sold (and,even worse, WORN!!)at a christian music festival
…”Do the Jew”…ala “Do the Dew”. seriously, who thought of that and what rock had they been under that they wouldn’t get that there is a bit of a sexual connotation to that??
That is one stinking funny shirt! And, being in the Nashville area as you are, we could also have something like “We have more famous artists at our church than yours.”
Ok, that was so much funnier in my head….