in target, going to buy some new venus embrace razors. (the ads were getting to me, i had to try it).
anne: i’m glad i’m getting these…it’s been forever since i’ve shaved my legs.
chris: how long, really?
anne: it depends on which leg.
chris: [silence]
lesson: husbands, your wives are busy people. sometimes, we can’t shave them both. we’re lucky if we can just get the knee down. if you think it’s something you might not want to know…don’t ask.
good stuff…good stuff…:)
joy and have had similar conversations since getting married in oct 06. truly, i handle that stuff fairly well. i spent six years as an USAFR medic. takes a lot to unsettle me when it comes to anatomy/hygiene “things”.
wise words, though…
Sounds like the first time I heard my wife refer to herself as a ‘wildabeast’ :0)
Hey, what do you use to integrate twitter with your blog so nicely?
Amen, sister! My hubby is pretty hairy though so it doesn’t bother him too much.
I used to hang on with hippie girls, (yes i am old), they never shaved!
@Zack, I’m guessing she probably uses http://tinyurl.com/2ddgq2. I use it and it simply uses your blog’s stylesheet for formatting.
@anne – …
“if you think it’s something you might not want to know…don’t ask.”
I think I speak for most guys when I say this, but, we often don’t know what we’re getting ourselves into when we DO ask! We are single-tracked-minded creatures….go easy on us.
Actually I just use the java thing on Twitter’s site and then put the sidebar CSS stuff on it…Shawn, your way would have probably been easier… :)
Aren’t we funny creatures? We can find time to do a lot of things, but somehow shaving, depilation process takes SOOOO long (like 5 minutes?) we put it off until braiding is an option. My poor DH – he loves silky smooth legs and I neglect especially during winter when -”nobody sees them anyhow” – he is NOT nobody but a good marriage gives me too much wiggle room. I’m going to shave TODAY and wear something other than sweats. now that is all TMI I’m sure! SORRY
haha, that’s hilarious! ;) I only have a few patches here and there, being an Asian…
Anne – immediately after Mad Church comes out – I am putting my offer in now to serve as the coordinator for your 40-city comedy tour!
This is too funny. My wife will get a kick out this.
I went to catholic school as a kid and the principal was a nun. She didn’t ever shave and the only reason I know that is becasue I got in trouble alot and had to go see her often. When she was lecturing me I couldn;t help but look down and stare at the long black hairs sticking out of her pantyhose. She looked like a cactus, it was disturbing
HAHA! HILARIOUS because it is so true…
Zak
wow, lesson learned.
Forget buyin’ fancy pants girl razors, just use the hubs. 1. they’re better. 2. he’ll never know
so yesterday i told you i would wear pantyhose – why the heck didn’t you tell me to shave BEFORE i put them on? i did go to the ladies room at work and shaved – but only one leg in your honor – i’ll send Chris a picture of my legs and then he’ll realize how great your legs are – smooth and silky OR soft and furry
Tony, I am trying to eat lunch here… :-)
i love this!! this is pretty much me all the time with a new baby this year i am lucky to get a shower let alone shave!!
Just wait until you’re big and pregnant! Then it’s near impossible to shave your legs. In fact, I might have to ask Adrian to do it for me. Yes, I trust him that much! haha!
Hehe… that’s great. I don’t think I’ve ever only done one at a time, but that’s because if I don’t have time to do both, I don’t do it at all… sometimes it’s a pretty long while before it gets done. :)
haha, sadly it is worse for women like me who are single and rarely have to show their legs to anyone.
Whenever I only shave the lower half of my legs (I’ve never done just one leg – lol), I think of the Laverne & Shirley episode when one of them comments that she was the only girl whose knees have bangs!
Being Asian has its advantages I guess…I haven’t had to shave my legs (or my back) ever. I’m not hairy at all.
Gee and you thought you didn’t wanna know that much about me!!!
that’s hilarious.
That is freakin hilarious, sometimes as husbands we ask the question and realize as we are asking that we really, really, really don’t want to hear the answer, but on a side note I use the Venus embrace to shave me head and works great!
“Knees with bangs”…lol…!
Too funny. I remember I was once surprised that most shave their entire leg, not just from the knees down. So when I once shaved my whole leg, I found out what “knees with bangs” are about! Dang, it started a process I’m not willing to keep up with. So we’re lucky to get the bottom half done. Sometimes, esp during winter, it’s only just above my ankle, for when my pant leg rides up a bit.
Sigh. such silliness.
anne, looking forward to more lessons in marital communication! i’m catching up on my reading and totally enjoying the laugh!!